The Life-Sized City Blog: Minority Report at US Border
A very good friend of mine sent me this description of a journey he took from Vancouver to Seattle. He had to clear US Customs and Immigration at the train station in Vancouver, before boarding the train.
At the Amtrak train station in Vancouver, I was passing through the US border inspection with my bike.
At the lineup control:
Guard 1: "Where's your helmet?"
Me: "It's at home."
G1: "Why don't you have it?"
Me: "I won't be needing it on this trip."
G1: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it won't be necessary for my type of biking."
G1: "So, you plan on breaking the law?"
Me: "Ummm... what law?"
... then I'm waved over the inspection desk ...
Guard 2: "Where are you going?"
Me: "Seattle"
G2: "Where's your helmet?"
Me: "I didn't bring it."
G2: "You ride without one?"
Me: "Depends on the situation."
G2: "Are you aware that it's the law in the state of Washington?" (Ed: It's not, he's wrong)
Me: "I wasn't aware of this."
G2: "So, you were planning to break the law on purpose?"
Me: "I had no intention of doing so."
G2: "Do you think I should let you in to my country knowing that you intend on breaking the law?"
Me: "Ummm... I assume 'no?'"
G2: "Don't assume; the answer is NO. How do I know you aren't going to commit other crimes?"
Me: "I understand. So what is your decision?"
G2: "I'm going to let you thorough on the condition that upon arrival you purchase a helmet. If you are cited for biking without a helmet, I will know because I'm going to check your file later today. If that's the case, you will have trouble entering the US again."
Me: "Thank you, I'll buy a helmet."
So, all in all, I boarded the train scared, rattled and angry. I didn't know how to handle myself and I never expected anything like it. I wondered if he was bluffing, but I wasn't going to risk anything seeing as I need to re-enter the US on other business throughout the year. Upon arrival, I went to a LBS to consider a helmet and the store guy said at least half of his friends have been cited for not having a helmet--but he doesn't use one if he can help it. There are plenty of painted bike lanes everywhere. I bought a helmet. But I felt more than ever that my side of the planet needs serious help. So. It begs the question. Do US Border Police harass every motorist entering the country? "I can see on your speedometer than your car is capable of exceeding US and State speed limits." "Um. Yes." "Are you aware that exceeding the speed limit is against the law?" "Really?" "Do you think I should let you in to my country knowing that you are driving a car capable of breaking the speed limit?" Do they check their files later in the day? Nah.
This is police stupidity. Ignoring the Bull so blatantly that it hurts. On their website the tagline is "Securing America's Borders..." Yeah, right.
Together with Chicago's ridiculous new pedestrian flags this week, I too, wonder how liveable cities free of automotive tyranny will ever gain purchase in some regions. Sigh.
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The Life-Sized City Blog: When a Public Space Doesn't Want You - Kvæsthusmolen
A late-summer evening in Copenhagen. Copenhagenize Design Company arranged for The Bicycle Chef - Cykelkokken to serve up a delicious snack for our guests from the City of Bordeaux, including Mayors from surrounding municipalities, who were visiting our city to learn about bicycle urbanism and public space.
Ole Kassow from Cycling Without Age was invited to spread his good word about his amazing project. Being urban designers, we thought it highly appropriate to exploit the potential of Copenhagen's newest public space - Kvæsthusmolen - a redevelopment of a quay in the heart of the Danish capital.
Summer is lingering this year, but the space was rather empty at 18:30, with only a few people enjoying the evening. We arranged for the Bicycle Chef to meet us at the "Kissing Steps" and set up for serving our guests from his converted Bullitt cargo bike.
It was going to be a classic Copenhagen arrangement. Or so we thought.In all the material about the new, public urban space, grand descriptions are employed. "A space for cosy and quiet moments", they tell us. "A good urban space also invites people to linger". Indeed. The spot we chose - the Kissing Steps - is "a perfect place to share a moment in the sun." Not a dry eye in the house.
There is nothing in those descriptions to indicate that using the space would result in an angry employee from the Scandic Front hotel nearby storming out to us in the middle of the urban space and informing us in no uncertain terms - read: rude - that we had to move. That the space upon which we stood was private property and that we had to leave it immediately.
When we questioned this bizarre statement with comments about public space, we were informed by this man that it WASN'T public space - it was owned by The Royal Danish Theatre - also located nearby - and that the Scandic Front hotel pays "a lot of money" to rent it. Therefore we, as Copenhageners with international guests, were not allowed to have a private picnic.
Damn. There we were. Ready to experience a place for everything, a place for excitement and a place for US.We were ready for a vibrant urban space and nine steps for kissing! As RealDania, the philanthropic fund who financed it says on the project website, the goal with the space was:
• creating an urban space which communicates the transition between Frederiksstaden and Holmen through a wide architectural “embrace” that extends the classical understanding of space in Frederiksstaden, staged through a sensual mixture of materials and a “fairy-tale” composition of lighting, which in itself makes the square enticing; both day and night
• to soften the transition between land and sea, e.g. with a stairway, and to enable a broad spectrum of recreational activities on and by the water
RealDania's declared mission is "To improve quality of life for the common good through the built environment".
What an amazing array of glossy, marketing texts about this new destination. We were the only people in the space at that moment. The outdoor seating for the hotel was packed up for the evening - and probably the rest of the year. While Angry Hotel Man didn't seem very certain about his claims, we had distinguished guests arriving so we chose to avoid educating him in public space and, instead, roll over to the other area on Kvæsthusmolen, along the harbour, to begin our evening.The World's Youngest Urbanist, The Lulu, helped Morten out preparing for our guests. Ole Kassow did his magic and all went well.
Kvæsthusmolen was designed by Danish architects Lundberg & Tranberg. The question remains. Can you boldy proclaim "public space" and then try to kick people off of it? And in a city that prides itself on public space like few others? The lines between private and public are blurred here on Kvæsthusmolen. The Royal Danish Theatre even tries to brand the space as Ofelia Plads / Ofelia Square, complete with a website. Even though the official name is Kvæsthusmolen.
Screengrab from The Royal Danish Theatre's website. Just because it's weird.
As Mayor Morten Kabell has said, "There is nothing called Ofelia Plads - except in the imagination of The Royal Theatre".
Addendum
Mayor Morten Kabell, on Facebook, has looked into this. He writes:
The stairs and Kvæsthusmolen is owned by the Ministry of Culture and administered by ofeliaplads.dk. They have leased a part of the place to Scandic Hotel for restaurant purposes, but far from it all. On the hotel's area you cannot make a private event or picnic.
But at the rest of Kvæsthusmolen, you can sit and enjoy yourselves, have a picnic and so on. When it amounts to a bigger event, you have to apply for permission from ofeliaplads.dk just like you'd have to if the area was owned by the city.
We weren't in the (closed) cafe space near the hotel. We were in the middle of the area. It would be interesting to see a plan showing the exact lease area. The whole area was deserted. You would think that creating some life in the space would be regarded as beneficial to everyone, including the businesses.
But hey. So maybe it's a free-for-all in this new urban space. Organisations can make up names for it. Hotels can kick you out of it - and, what's worse, hotels that only have a dismal 3.5 rating on Trip Advisor.
This may be routine in other cities in the world. This is not, however, fitting in the Copenhagen in which I choose to live and work.
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The Life-Sized City Blog: Bicycle Design Archeology - Top Ten Details We Want Back
There is an ocean of fantastic and practical design details from over 130 years of mainstream bicycle culture. Many things that used to be completely normal and often standard on bicycles have disappeared off the radar. The reason for it is no secret. As the bicycle as transport was gradually and effectively pushed out of cities as planners continued to make space for cars from the 1950s onwards, the people left riding bicycles were focused on sport and recreation and not much else. The bicycle was relegated from democratic urban transport to … toy. Captain Spandex and his band of “weight wienies” discarded frivolous details faster than rapidly descending hot-air balloonists. Faster, dude! Lighter, man!
Alas. But I decided to go on an archaeological dig and dust off the ten design details that I love — and that I wish were standard once again now that The 99% are returning to bicycles in our cities.
There are basic accessories that remain standard in mainstream bicycle cultures like fenders, chainguards, skirtguards and kickstands. They’re not included here in the general sense because they never really went away — except in regions where cycling for transport was engineered off the streets.
Sure, almost every bicycle in Denmark and the Netherlands and all mainstream bicycle cities have chainguards. Duh. It’s the most obvious addition to a bicycle along with fenders. Riding without one is like skating without blades. The style of chainguards, however, has taken a total nose-dive. Back in the day, every bicycle brand with respect for itself put some serious love into designing their chainguards.
My 1955 Crescent bicycle has a handle on the tube which is wonderfully balanced and makes lifting up the bike easy as pie. Especially vintage Swedish bikes of various brands have this handle, but this was a design detail that was mainstream for a long time. If you didn’t have one welded to the frame (you poor thing), you could buy an attachable one like at top right, spotted on a 1920s bicycle in Ferrara, Italy.
I don’t use mine that often but when I do, I love it. Brilliant thinking. The Danish design principles of Practical, Functional and Elegant are all in play here.
Ah, the dynamo. That clunky, awkward uncle at the family bicycle party but nonetheless charming. Most of the ones you see are vintage these days but they are still being made — like on the new bike at top right. I lament the fading dynamo from a purely aesthetic point of view. A tiny motor that leaned against your wheel and made a reassuring whizzing sound while you pedalled. Not to mention the fact that you could see your effort paying off in the form of a flickering beam of light.
Skirtguards live on and show no sign of going anywhere — just probably not where you are. Another simple but practical accessory that is a must for city living. The word “skirtguard” is a gender-specific, English-language invention. In Danish they’re called “frakkeskåner” — or “coat protectors” because everyone wears coats and most were long, fine coats back in the day.
Like with chainguards, many skirtguards were made with a big dose of design love. Crocheted skirtguards were all the rage in many countries a century ago. I’ve seen them in bicycle museums in many countries — some dating back to the late 19th century. Rubber or elastic skirtguards like at bottom left are still cheap and accessible in Italy and Brazil, among other countries. Newer versions like the one at top left are widely available — and most ladies bikes in Denmark have them included. But damn, there used to be so much more style out there.
These simple rubber attachments to your handlebar served a simple purpose. They protected both the chrome on your handlebar and the wall you leaned your bike up against when parking. This was the design detail I had to spend the most time on. I first noticed them in Italy a few years ago — and saw a lot of them — but I really haven’t seen them anywhere else.
Maybe this design detail is less relevant now that most bicycles have kickstands but hey… at some point in history someone thought this thing up, designed it and had it produced. Simple and elegant.
The safety nannies who whine about cyclists listening to music or checking their smartphones (but who seem less concerned about motorists doing it) will absolutely HATE these. Newspaper holders were popular for many decades in many countries. Always worth remembering the value we placed on our daily paper. At bottom left the design is perfect for carrying your daily paper folded up ever so nicely on your bicycle. The design at top left, however, takes it to the next level. I bought this one in Italy. You can carry your paper but you can also fold it to the article you want and read it whilst cycling. That’s literally what it’s designed for. I actually saw a older gentleman doing this in Ferrara but unfortunately I didn’t have my camera with me. Of course, they even have a name in Italian: “portagiornali” — newspaper carrier.
It was, indeed, a perfectly normal activity back in the day. At top right is a six day race rider going through the motions at night, reading the paper as he goes. You and your teammate had to ride 24 hours a day in the famous six-day races but there was no competitive cycling at night — just going through the motions. If you’re going to check the sports results or read the news while cycling along, keep an eye out for the sign I spotted in the Netherlands, at bottom right.
Once standard all over the place, I’ve only seen the humble hub brush live on here in Copenhagen — where you can still buy them easily at most bike shops— and sometimes in the Netherlands. It just sits there silently, spinning around your hubs as you ride. Keeping them free of grease and grime.
Ah, the simplicity. The practicality. Perfect.
The only real competition for the beauty of early bicycle posters is the art form known as head badges. My goodness, there are thousands of them out there from the past 130 years and most of them are absolutely lovely. Every bike brand worth their salt would put effort into their logo and transfer that to the head badge.
From the simple “H” at top right on a 1930s Hamlet bike in my back courtyard to the engraved details of head badges like the ones from Husqvarna and Wirma at top left. Be still my design heart. And pre-war, they were made of solid metal until aluminum became more mainstream.
The collection at bottom left are all from Latvia alone.
We’re seeing some design love being put back into head badges these days, fortunately. At middle right, Danish brand von Backhaus have upped the ante by sticking one between the frame tubing. At bottom right is an attachable, funky headbadge from a Danish designer.
The art form wasn’t confined to head badges. I have a annual bicycle licence which resembles a head badge, from 1940s Catalonia. You just attached it to your frame somewhere. Still beautiful.
Bells are still around and not going anywhere. Again, again, again, I lament the lost design traditions. Vintage design details on old bells are splendid. Craftsmanship and pride and design process were put into them. Now they rock out of Chinese factories in containers, by and large. With THAT said, there are at least many designs on the market nowadays. Something to fit every taste and inclination. But not that many made from solid metal with a commanding dring dring, ding dong or ding anymore.
BONUS!
Vintage Parking Lock on Husqvarna Bicycle from Copenhagenize on Vimeo.
This is the wheel lock on my 1948 Husqvarna bicycle. Standard back in the day. Stops the front wheel from tilting when parked on a kickstand.
Colville-Andersen at 18:29
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The Life-Sized City Blog: How to Spend 27 Billion Kroner
The Robert Moses Fan Club that in Denmark is pushing ahead with their idea of a harbour tunnel that will only serve to increase car traffic and congestion over large swathes of the Danish capital. Here’s what we’d rather have for the 27 billion the new underground motorway will cost.
Design by Emma Sivell, with Copenhagenize Design Co., for Cykelrepublikken.