I feel so BikeSnobby (not a bad feeling, just odd...) blogging a Craig's List ad. But I couldn't resist the humour in this one. Date: 2010-03-01, 11:20PMThis is a Batavus "PERSONAL" delivery bike. It's black, has one speed, a coaster brake, a kick stand, chain case, racks, and a dynamo lighting system. I discovered it in the basement of the Smith and Butler boutique in Carrol Gardens last October.I am selling this bicycle because my therapist suggested I need to come to terms with my attraction to african-american women. No sister is going to date a 34 year old systems administrator riding a european grocery bike. However, when I would cruise slowly down Park Slope's fifth avenue, panties would literally fly off of every white or asian woman with a stroller and a master's degree.I live in Williamsburg now and the bike confuses most of the women here. If I grow my moustache out a little and explain it only has one speed "like a fixie" I can sometimes get to second base. But for the most part I might as well have a soul patch and collect classic cameras. If you want to get some action I'd only take this baby out south of Atlantic Avenue.Spring is coming and if you like flat-assed waspy moms who went to Vassar, this is the ride you need.$300 O.B.O.* Location: Williamsburg* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1624333458.html
Thanks to the ever-vigilant Jeff for the link.(Come to think of it, BikeSnob probably wrote this shit... )
