How lovely and polite, this tag placed on a bicycle at Copenhagen International Airport.

"Undesirable Bicycle Parking
With respect for the free passage of passengers and the emergency services, we ask you to please place your bicycle in the established bicycle racks in the future."

 

And on another part of the bicycle was this tag:

"Is this bicycle in use?
Remove this tag before 16.05.2010 so we can see that it is in use. Otherwise the bicycle will be removed by the police."